I started working on this review project at the end of 2022, thinking that I would be able to get anywhere from eight to ten episodes done per day for a total project time of around twenty to thirty days of writing reviews.
It is now October 2025. I've come back to this project after two years of not working on it. In that time I watched nearly all of UC Gundam, and played the first ten Trails games back to back. That latter one is important because I started watching the show dubbed too and Stephanie Sheh voices Usagi in the 2010s Viz redub of the show; also, hearing Duvalie's voice pop out of one of the villains spooked me. Exact same voice tone too, do they only have ten voice actors in the entire dub industry?
This episode opens with a profoundly foul scene relating to bed wetting. I don't really need to care about this. This episode is mostly about bed wetting actually, both in a metaphorical and literal sense; Chibiusa hates the future and wants to go back. It's an expression of her anxieties.
This is halfway between a lore dump episode and a focus episode for Chibiusa. On a first watch, one might be inclined to care about Chibiusa's feelings here, but given that she is the demon spawn that ruins the show I simply don't care about her suffering. There's not much to review here, really; the guardians in the future are stopping the destruction of Neo Tokyo. The "fight" animation in the middle is legitimately a slide-show of stock animation set to a vocal track, a time-wasting excercise akin to the rake scene in Cape Feare.
Line of the day is definitely: "Who are you?" / "Who am I, you ask?". Dub red hair guy really kills it with his "reading straight off the page" line delivery. 2.5/5.